Thought for the day

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, and comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who as the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat. [Theodore Roosevelt]

Monday, January 17, 2011

The Wedding Announcements

Hurry .. hurry ...


"Well, years ago I might have . . . . ".

"The main th
ing I learned in College was . . . .& quot;


"As soon as I get done here I'm gonna . . . . "

"The coroner told me that it looked like he had
been hit in the head several times with a . . . . . "

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"Not only has my ass been itchin', on closer
I find my . . ."

No Comment .... really!!!

"It figures, right after I got my Butts-McCracken
condition cleared up, now I've
got an . . . . ."


"Honest Judge, I'm not really a . . .


"My Doctor told me the best way to get rid of my
Aikin-Johnson was to . . .. . . "

"And...the Doc
tor also suggested for preventative measures,
at least twice a week, I should be . . . . . . . "


"After I get all of these medical problems taken care of,
I think I'll go get a . . .

Thought for today:Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.


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